TEXTING & TALKING TUESDAY: OFF COURSE EDITION

As always, we bring you the insanity that is us reading a book. Hope you enjoy and maybe read it to have as much angst and fun as we do...Beware of possible spoilers! Not bad this week though if I do say so myself! 

C: Oop cillian already I'm the dog house :(

S: Lol. No!

S: Auto correct keeps trying to correct Cillian

C: B*tch! (AKA - our special name for Autocorrect) 

S: He's a hot one

C: Indeed....I love her books, sad she's only doing one more 

S: Me too. Pouting 

S: So obviously Maeve and Cormac are going to be the sources of our problems I'm guessing

C: Yep, not gonna be good!!!

C: It is so effortless to read sb!

S: It really is

C: Where u b?

S: 35%...talking to her mom about C. You?

C: 39.. At a concert....seeing steamy things in my future! 

C: We're like right there together, which makes my heart happy...

btw...false alarm! Ugh they need to have sex already

C: Oh f**k! 

C: 42%.....first taste of chaos 

S: Oh yeah...with SB that's a guarantee

C: & not the good kind

S: Uh oh!!!

C: This book is sooooo goooooooood

S: :)

C: OMG, 53% falling over dead if he's doing what i think he's doing 

C: Oh damn, no details 

S: Sure! Lol! I just want to reside in her imagination and meet these hot guys

S: Ugh I'm 6% behind u

C: She touches on angst coming just like she eludes to sexy times....

it's gonna suck when it blows up in our face 

S: Yup! It is...good news tho. We know it'll end good. Right? I mean it has too!!!!!

C: It better or I will stroke!

S: Nope! You can't do that bc you have a date with my boyfriend Adam tomorrow (AKA Adam Levine!) 

C: I will do my best 

C: Oh sh*t...

S: Break to eat.. But damn that Maeve!!!

S: What???!!!!

C: Maeve....seeds of doubt planting bitch

S: What %

C: 69, can't remember what % that was but somewhere in the later 60s I think, you'll know.............

ahhhhh part I'm at right now

S: Eeek. Can't wait 

C: Sweet cillian is so delicious! Ahhh

S: Awww . I've got to read faster! Lol

C: Lol yeah but then it will be over :(

C: Nooo!

C: Well f**k it all to hell...I hit the magic number..%#*>^

S: Nooooooooooo

S: :(

C: F**king idiot 

S: Oh grrrrreat

S: Don't tell me... I can guess

C: It blindsided me in a way I didn't expect though 

S: Maeve is such a pyscho and Cillian is such a fool. Dumb dumb dumb

C: Ahhh I know!!!

S: The end! Wow. I really read that in a few hrs! Lol

C: Ahhhh I know!!!!!!!!!!!! Me too!!!!!!!! It flew by!!!

S: It sure did!!!

C: Whooooooooooo